I laid flat on my back, legs splayed out in front of me. Juliet Maris – a total stranger up until thirty minutes prior – hovered overhead, encouraging me to pretend like I was stopping a flow of urine. I tightened up in a way that felt appropriate. “Am I doing this right?” I asked hopefully. She smiled, “Well, I can’t exactly see into your uterus. How do you feel?” I released a big belly breath of air and laughed. This was going to be interesting.